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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Your mama is so fat that she rolled over four quarters and made them into a dollar.





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Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.











Yo mama so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with cheese.


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Description: Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

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Views: 2555 Date: 16.04.2022 Favorited: 106 favorites
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Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes, we do make exceptions for extremely offensive jokes.
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Yo Momma Joke 19 Yo Momma is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars Yo Momma Joke 20 Yo Momma is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure Yo Momma Joke 21 Yo Momma is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth Yo Momma Joke 22 Yo Momma is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo mama so ugly… People dress up as her for Halloween!

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    Yo mama is so fat… Every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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    Yo Mamma so dumb, she thought Spotify was a stain remover!
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    Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
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    Yo momma so ugly, the government hired her to stop the coronavirus.
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    Yo mama so fat that her only friend on Facebook is McDonald's.
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