Yeah, that might sound a little weird, but in recent years I've found that I'm not alone in seeing something stiffening about a girl's pits.
You like Serenity and Grim Fandango? She slid a knife through one of the chinks in my armor, and she did it with a smile and a pair of tits that would get thirty men killed in Afghanistan.
I recall going there more than a decade ago and I was all bright-eyed and bushy tailed.
Give me a minute to expertly remove the offending parties from the photograph.
I'm sorry for this folks, this is extremely unprofessional.
Liberal use of hand gestures that always managed to draw the eye deeper and deeper into her cleavage, almost like she worked on an aircraft carrier but instead of a landing strip it was boobs? I was also horny I think, and this combination of X-rated fantasizing plus 'Linux shit' made me remember that Nixie has actually made a video on this very subject.
Apparently I was delinquent on a medical bill which my insurance...
I bring the camera to the hotel room, and then we talk about cameras and I leave after being too cowardly to ask to pay her for sex.
And if you're wondering, no, I didn't jack off to the video.
Description: I'm sorry for this folks, this is extremely unprofessional.